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I Was Cooked, and I Was Surrounded by Beauty** Alright, let me tell you about this one. I was on my way to work, just a regular Monday morning, when I found myself standing in front of a coffee shop. It was a typical morning, the sun was shining, and I was in the mood for a good cup of coffee. But then, something completely unexpected happened. A group of women walked into the shop, and it was like a storm hit the coffee shop. I was completely unprepared for this. At first, I was just trying to enjoy my coffee, but then I noticed these women everywhere. They were walking around, looking around, and even clapping when someone passed by. It was like they were part of the coffee shop, not just customers. I couldn't help but laugh a little. "What are these women doing here?" I thought to myself. "Are they trying to start a dance-off or something?" The first woman approached me, and I was taken aback. She was wearing a cute little dress, her hair was tied back in a neat bun, and she had the most beautiful smile. "Hello," she said with a warm smile. "I'm just trying to find a good spot to sit and enjoy my coffee." I couldn't help but laugh again. "You look like you're in a cooking class, not a coffee shop." As more women started to arrive, the atmosphere in the coffee shop changed completely. They were all so focused on each other, talking, laughing, and even clapping when they saw someone they knew. I was completely overwhelmed. I had no idea what to say or do, but I couldn't help but feel a little awkward. "What are these women doing here?" I kept asking myself. One of the women noticed me and gave me a wide smile. "You look like you're trying to avoid us," she said with a playful tone. "Why don't you just join us?" I was taken aback. "I can't just join you," I replied, trying to sound casual. "I'm here to enjoy my coffee, not to be part of some dance-off." The woman looked at me confused. "You want to be part of us?" she asked, and I could see the confusion on her face. "I'm just trying to find a good spot to sit and enjoy my coffee," I said again, trying to sound casual. "I'm not part of any dance-off." The woman looked at me again, and this time, she smiled. "Okay, I get it," she said. "You're just trying to enjoy your coffee, but you're surrounded by beautiful women. I guess that's what happens when you come to a coffee shop on a Monday morning." I couldn't help but laugh. "You're not cooked, are you?" she asked, and I had to admit, I wasn't. As more women started to arrive, the coffee shop was filled with the sound of laughter, clapping, and the occasional "What are these women doing here?" from me. I was completely overwhelmed, but I couldn't help but laugh. "I was cooked, and I was surrounded by beauty," I thought to myself. "Maybe that's what happens when you come to a coffee shop on a Monday morning." In the end, I had a great time. The women were all so friendly and seemed to enjoy themselves completely. I didn't even realize how much I was feeling awkward until I left the coffee shop. It was a little embarrassing, but I think it was a good experience. I guess sometimes life throws you curveballs, and this was mine. So, if you ever find yourself surrounded by beautiful women in a coffee shop, don't be afraid to laugh it off. Just remember, "I was cooked, and I was surrounded by beauty." It's one of those moments that you'll never forget.